Everything is George Bush's fault. He was behind 9/11. He was behind Iraq. He is at fault for gas prices. He paid off Saddam Hussein. He is behind high meat prices.
It's Bush's fault that it rained too much and that it didn't rain enough. Did you know Bush was behind Hurricane Katrina? He also opened those levees on New Orleans.
George Bush was behind my tomatoes dying when the frost came this year. No kidding. Everything is Bush's fault. Want proof? He even took this woman's teeth!