Saturday, May 12, 2007

Debunking the Five-Second Rule

Demonstrating that Clemson University researchers have more time on their hands than they do brains in their heads, they have just released a "scientific" paper testing the five second rule -- you know, the one which says dropped food is OK to eat if it has been there less than five seconds . . .

Oh boy, what earth-shattering discovery will be next from that great tax-supported institution of higher learning that is a suburb of Pumpkintown?