Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Sunday School Sillies

A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied, "They couldn't get a baby sitter."

A Sunday School teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her 5 and 6-year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother," she asked, "Is there a caommandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shalt not kill."

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week, his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, "Johnny, what is the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

Two boys were walking home from Sunday School after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, "What do you think about all this Satan stuff?" The other oby replied, "Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your dad."

Source: Laurens County (SC) Advertiser, August 24, 2006.